Coon

Someone who constantly post hooks on nba and had no life and gets fed ready meals for dinnner

Oh look that coon is post hooking again

by Hecotrallanmoore April 11, 2021

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.

That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.

by chaivalla March 27, 2024

Coon

A funny charming nice cool guy.

"Wow Timothy, take a look at that Coon over there!"

by realA2T February 19, 2017

Coon

A well disguised disaster. My neighbors dying dreams, living them.

That coon lost his tail.

But he has a new tale.

by Joefoglionono October 25, 2023

Border Coon

A fella of Spanish decent who crosses the boarder illegally.

Oh look, it’s a border coon climbing the wall!

by RustyDog69 July 27, 2021

Coon

Racoon stew

I wanna give my good old friend bob some coon

by Huhuhuhhuhuhu May 15, 2021

COON TUNED

The redneck slang for nigger rig.

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower before she could use it.

NICKI COON TUNED THE LEAF BLOWER BEFORE SHE USED IT.

by Ksmom1 January 31, 2023