kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old

"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher

by leviticus3k December 22, 2021

Roland Christopher

Roland Christopher is a good person and a very handsome man. He's very compatible with a girl named Irene.

Roland Christopher stole my heart. Ugh!

by motorchair May 17, 2022

smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio

i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.

by meaty360 October 23, 2022

Harvey Christopher Mills

Harvey Christopher MIlls is someone with amazing rizz, some may call him The Rizzard Of Oz.

"Wow, look at Harvey Christopher MIlls rizz up Johan Parda, he really is The Rizzard Of Oz," Said someone.

by COCLOVER123 January 5, 2023

Cheesy Christopher

A homosexual act of fellatio involving rubbing dick cheese around a mans mouth to make a funny mustache.

Dude I gave ron a cheesy christopher last night

by Jojohawk June 2, 2023

Cody Christopher Smith

literally the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, he’s smart, understanding, hilarious and can be super lovey at times. He’s also very protective of the people he loves the most. Most people would value him a “good friend”

“Wanna hangout later?”
“Yeah sure! Why don’t we invite Cody Christopher Smith!”

by kioalaa July 15, 2023

Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024