Chris Harrison

One hairy motherfucker!
also see: Wookie

"Dude, look at my ball fro, its huge!"
"What are you growing?"
"A Chris Harrison."

by SilfHunter August 12, 2009

Chris Pratt

Mario!

Chris Pratt: Itsa me, mario ,and my pronouns are he/him

by ShuBox_ October 2, 2021

chris cole

beast ass skater, watch his part in new blood and you'll understand. he won 2005 skater of the year and right now he rides for Zero and Fallen.

Dude chris cole fucking tre flipped wallenburg

by Tim Shriner May 22, 2006

Chris Hansen

The host of "To Catch A Predator".

He's like the boogieman to pedophiles.

Their boner-kill.

Wouldn't be awesome if Chris Hansen busted a guy that played for the Nashville Predators?! EPIC!

by pelicaine September 7, 2009

chris mclean

most sexiest canadian tv host ever in total drama history

“who is that HOT SEXY BEAST right there??!!” me: “it’s chris mclean!”

by rose mclean November 24, 2021

Chris Hansen

A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail

by Crystal K December 14, 2007

Dirty Chris

When you're having sex ( mish, doggy, cowgirl etc) you pull out and fart in her face, then continue as if nothing happened.

Last night when I fucking my girlfriend, I did a Dirty Chris in her face.

by Jeff 101 October 15, 2005