A Swedish honeydew melon lover. Most commonly associated with girls named Sydney. Most Carl's are also ruined, as they have nowhere to go but below the surface of Sweden.
by Thepandacarrot December 6, 2016
Get the Carlmug. Carol/ Carl is the type of person who hates their life decisions and instead of trying to make the best of them, they are constant complainers, love to play the “blame game” , and seek others to join in their misery by upsetting their day.
When I see my work schedule and notice that I have a shift with Carol/Carl, I have to make sure to get a good nights sleep and affirm a positive aura for the day.
by Positivity July 23, 2022
Get the Carol/Carlmug. by mercury dime November 22, 2021
Get the Carlesmug. 
A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.
"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
Get the Cluster Carlmug. Someone who never buys a pint, always moans about their bad shoulder, has a shitty neighbour and always complains their darts slip out their hands
by Bigronnysniffer February 6, 2024
Get the Carlmug.