A repetitive addition the the Urban dictionary by UDL's
Often the definitions can be quite freighteningly sick and sometimes the biting sarcasm is quite amusing.
Most versions of this strange sex act include; moose antlers, the stanly cup, maple syrup, hocky sticks, faeces and sperm. However some of the more amusing definitions involved a hedgehog and various other items.
Canada's history is also a reason for editor suicide. The constant flow of these enterys which must be read through can mentally scar the editors.
However the amusing ones are just about keeping them alive.
It seems to be an in joke by the kind of people who spend their times writing horror porn or a sarcastic base for the more synical poster.
Often the definitions can be quite freighteningly sick and sometimes the biting sarcasm is quite amusing.
Most versions of this strange sex act include; moose antlers, the stanly cup, maple syrup, hocky sticks, faeces and sperm. However some of the more amusing definitions involved a hedgehog and various other items.
Canada's history is also a reason for editor suicide. The constant flow of these enterys which must be read through can mentally scar the editors.
However the amusing ones are just about keeping them alive.
It seems to be an in joke by the kind of people who spend their times writing horror porn or a sarcastic base for the more synical poster.
Mod 1: The flow of Canada's History seems to be slowing :)
Mod 2: Yeh!
Mod 1: Oh wait heres another *sigh*
Mod 2: Whats this one?
Mod 1: Oh Thats horrible AHHH MENTAL SCARING AND CANADA!!!
Mod 2: Haha its one of the bad ones hey.
Mod 2:........ Mod 1????..... Mod 1???...
Mod 1: Goodbye cruel perverted world!
Mod 2:.....SHIT somone call 999!!!
Mod 2: Yeh!
Mod 1: Oh wait heres another *sigh*
Mod 2: Whats this one?
Mod 1: Oh Thats horrible AHHH MENTAL SCARING AND CANADA!!!
Mod 2: Haha its one of the bad ones hey.
Mod 2:........ Mod 1????..... Mod 1???...
Mod 1: Goodbye cruel perverted world!
Mod 2:.....SHIT somone call 999!!!
by Anna's February 9, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Originated from the word bounitful grapes in 1854 which orginated from the word taco in 1403 means succesful awesome cool person, dancer and a person who likes sweet stuff like peanut butter jelly. The person is too cool to be the president of the united states and is also to cool for goats.
"I'm gonna be the president of canada"
President of Cananda:"Mmhmm this peanut butter jelly is really good."
Pikachu: "You know goat will make that taste way better."
President of Cananda: "I'm too cool for that."
"HOLY FLAPPER JACKS I JUST SAW THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA!"
President of Cananda:"Mmhmm this peanut butter jelly is really good."
Pikachu: "You know goat will make that taste way better."
President of Cananda: "I'm too cool for that."
"HOLY FLAPPER JACKS I JUST SAW THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA!"
by Librarian123456789 May 5, 2010
Get the President of Canadamug. As defined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report, Canada's History is the name of one of the most depraving sexual acts known to mankind. It requires moose antlers, maple syrup, and a Stanley Cup.
"Me and Kelly had sex last night"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
by Stephen Colberts Martyr February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Boring ass Country with no culture its a huge country yet it has little to nothing in it other then trees and your occasional city which you could confuse with any other city in the world because there all the same
by Throwaway 272772 July 2, 2020
Get the Canadamug. A lewd sex act in which a female in a heterosexual couple sprawls out her body on a set of moose antlers and inserts the various points into orifices on her bodice. The male then unscrews the cap to a maple syrup jug with his sphincter and dips his erect penis into the now exposed syrup. The male then defecates into the top of the Stanley Cup and mixes it with the rest of the unused syrup, and then pours it onto the female. He then inserts his penis into the female's mouth and begins to rub it on her molars and wisdom teeth (granted they were not pulled) until he is on the verge of ejaculation. The man then pulls out and the woman closes her mouth so the man can ejaculate on and below her lower lip so the semen looks like buck teeth and
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
by Moxalee February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. One of the most depraved sex acts of all time. 5 men all have explosive diarrhea on a single woman, then use it as a lubricant to fit all available appendages into the woman's womb.
by Jobin66 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Also known as "The Beaver" was originally any sex act which incorporated the remains of a land mammal and an organic based lubricant, however it has more recently been more specifically defined by conservative enthusiast as the act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup and human excrement then dipping moose antlers, dead or living though dead is more common, into the said mixture then inserting them into the anus of sexual partners while mutually performing oral sex. While generally considered "safe" it is not recommended to those under the age of 65 years old due to its unusually high mortallity rate and less common but confirmed cases of spontaneous growth of extra sex organs especially in hermaphodites.
by Richard Sweats February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.