cripplejuice

Someone who is bad at life.

"Listen you got a 60 on your test, fucking cripplejuice."

by Bangalot November 19, 2009

Cripple Slap

Tis a verb in which happens when someone or something crippled, gives you a nice solid slap in the face, arm, leg, etc.

The little girl cripple slapped her best friend. "Oh dude. You just got cripple slapped by that girl with the broken back using a walker. You idiot"

by Ziggy Steamboat April 10, 2010

cripology

The study of Crippin.

Yo Cuhz you up on your Cripology?

by OfficialJBremy September 22, 2016

crippling depresion

some viral YouTube saying of depresion

I have crippling depresion

by NoPoNoPoTrexGuy2 March 1, 2017

criple

someone who was pounded very hard and is unable to walk.

or,

someone who broke all there bones and cant walk.

I CRIPLED DAT BITCH.
lol cripled
hahahahahahahhha u cant move
cripled bitch

by ✂🌮🔥💧 August 25, 2022

ear cripple

pseudo derogatory term describing a person with hearing aids.

ear cripple: i don't like you

bystander: i don't wanna hear it ear cripple

by JlcRepReSent March 18, 2008

packet of crips

Irish way of saying packet of Potato Chips. These are called crisps in Ireland but are often pronounced and sometimes even written as Crips with the middle s silent.

Calling them crips also particularly often happens in pubs/bars.

Talking to a barman: Pint and a packet of Crips please.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018