a Cowboy Church is a Christian church for anyone, but, most importantly, for cowboys; however, it is not considered or recognized as a church by other denominations -- protestant or Catholic and is mostly contained by a collective ministry. Attendees come in by car, feet, and sometimes horseback. Their services differ from regular services where several tradition parts are left out... such as: alter call, collection, and sometimes even a sermon....
Guy 1: "Dude? Are they going to have a sermon?"|
Cowboy hick: "Nope! We donn duuueee dat 'ere at a Cowboy Church!"
Guy 1: 'Oh.. all of you will burn in hell!"
hick: "Wat?"
guy: "as far as i am concerned... this isn't a real church and all of you will burn in hell."
Cowboy hick: "Nope! We donn duuueee dat 'ere at a Cowboy Church!"
Guy 1: 'Oh.. all of you will burn in hell!"
hick: "Wat?"
guy: "as far as i am concerned... this isn't a real church and all of you will burn in hell."
by catholicalltheyway May 28, 2008
a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"
kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!
Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.
Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".
Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.
Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.
Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".
Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.
by MgamerNix July 21, 2008
The "Space Cowboy" is an act of two people.
One person sits on the toilet and poops/pees while the other stands and pees in between the sitting person's open legs.
Can be performed among all gender types.
Men commonly perform the standing role.
One person sits on the toilet and poops/pees while the other stands and pees in between the sitting person's open legs.
Can be performed among all gender types.
Men commonly perform the standing role.
by Foxel January 10, 2012
by sikya'ismaana November 17, 2016
You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.
Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!
by Kewihe December 06, 2015
The scum of the earth. These men will fuck with younger girls feelings and not give two fucks about it. They may be attractive in a weird kind of pan of grease way. They will most likely resemble bob ross’s and extra virgin olive oil’s love child. But this hoe is definitely not a virgin. He knows exactly how to take advantage of the baby thots. Let me tell you, this man has amazing fingers. He’d rather ride you than his horses and his uncle may be dead on the side of the road. In conclusion, if they’re your type, you’re most likely in love with a greasy cowboy.
by Ratilla May 25, 2020
Basically just like the movie. But I’m this case it’s the Alexandria Indiana boys that get aids but through beastiality with horses
Jay is a Dallas Cowboy
by Linenfresh February 10, 2022