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put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis
Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?
by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023
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commi

short for communist. A type of government where the leaders try to own everybody and give the people just enough to live if that. see china, shit
War vet: i hate those fuckin' commis ther nuttin but crazy fucks
Commi: fo chi red guard!!
war vet:(bang!)
by TwitChy November 13, 2003
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One titty committee

When a woman has only one breast due to cancer or having to have a breast removed due to a deformity or any problem.

Can lead to low self esteem and contimplating suicide but it's just my breasts so I couldn't care less looking like a man because of it.
by Mary Kishbaugh. June 28, 2010
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Ur mommy's a commie

The absolute worst insult in existence, doesn't even stand a chance against "Ur Family Tree is LGBT"
DO NOT USE THIS INSULT
Ryan: Dude, why would your parents name you "Fuck"? Your mom is so retarded
Fuck: Yeah well Ur Mommy's a Commie
*Ryans'parents implode and he was never born
by Wdpdt May 14, 2018
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commish

The tip or bribe paid to a contractor, agent, official,, short for "commission" but rarely above the table.
I got 3 grand commish for that thing.
by nebnez April 29, 2005
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commie pinko fag

A slang used in the 60's and 70's referring to hippies that protested, used now a days to describe people who have mullets that curl up in the back and wear glasses.
Hey logan, look at Aaron, hes such a commie pinko fag.
by Maine Jack October 31, 2006
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commitment

Fuck that.

Commitment is like puss. You get a taste, think its okay then BAM! it sucks. Really, Really sucks. Avoid if possible.
Girl: "I love you"
Guy is a fucking speck on the horizon.

Commitment: Yeah right.
by Bizazy September 15, 2007
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