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wayne cigarette

when someone rolls a cigarette so badly you laugh your ass off, but somehow are miraculously still able to smoke it.

Someone in early grade school told me what a wayne cigarette was. I didn't make it up myself, and i don't know anybody who's name is wayne. It was actually urban slang for a badly rolled cigarette at that time, and i heard it again from unrelated people on unrelated occasions. It was coined by an unknown source and referred to the waning condition of the cigarette, while possibly suggesting a remote allusion to the imagined existence of someone named wayne who rolled cigarettes badly.

Although it resembled an inside joke, it was never presented as one and although my first attempt at entering this into urban dictionary failed, it is authentic legitimate urban slang so i'm trying it again.

I was not a smoker or in a position to go find some guy named wayne so i could laugh at the way he rolled a cigarette, being a third grader at a religious private school.
by catholicbooty October 26, 2015
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The Dirty Cigarette

So when a guy or girl, puts their lips on another persons asshole and as the person farts, they inhale and then breathe it out. Viola, The Dirty Cigarette
Oi, Bert just gave Ernie The Dirty Cigarette, How filth.
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Some dickwad came into my CVS and asked for a pack of cigarillos. I told him to fuck off.
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The managers of these facilities drive Range Rovers. That's not a good thing normally if you decide to work this kind of facility.
Cigar Lounges are dirty.
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a group of high schoolers who spend all lunch smoking and coolin usually referred to as cluckers
man you see them kids smoking on school grounds?

yeahh there just a bunch of cigarette butts
by clucker420 April 14, 2017
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