Angry child

Basically, it’s Tommyinnit. Just a child on the internet being a dumbass.

Tommyinnit: Angry child

by Kuromi Paras April 11, 2021

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

ship child

The child of two or more people (fiction or real) you want to get together.

I love Deku x Uraraka, I made a ship child for them!

by {Cherry_Animatics25} October 20, 2022

knuckle child

Sperm. The result of buffing one's bishop.

I spilled many a knuckle child watching porn last night

by thepipe November 15, 2018

gerald's child

An anonymous account that creates confession pages and is responsible for cyber bullying on college campuses.

Guy 1: Did you see Gerald's Child's post this morning?
Guy 2: Yea, he was way out of line.

by The mightiest duck December 4, 2013

Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

by Tobitastic February 26, 2021

Chore Child

While one brother/sister goes out and has fun on the weekends and such the other comes home from work or school and gets to clean the house or do yard work. This happens usually to brothers. The chore child usually envys the other brother as well. Usually the chore child is the older sibling.

Jim: "hey man wanna hang out?"
Ricky" I can't I have to do my brothers chores because I'm the chore child"

by Delay December 7, 2014