Can Job

Getting a blow job while your partner is on the toilet.

Julie had to shit last night while she was blowing me. So we switched it up and she gave me a can job instead.

by NannerTart July 31, 2016

man can

A toilet or bathroom designed or used specifically or mostly for males. Usually adjacent to, or near, the garage, workshop, games room. Likely equipped with a urinal, large capacity toilet, magazine rack, and possibly a shower stall (not a bathtub) or tv, music, or speakers.

I needed some time away from the wife, so I went to have a sit-down and read in the man can.

by MikeLowreyRules January 28, 2012

Can class

Used as a sentence filler to express common agreement

Can class

by Heifhrsj September 24, 2018

can of worms

A detailed, complicated, and sometimes unpleasant subject or event, usually meant in the sense that it is irrelevant to the matter at hand or that it occurs after the conclusion of an account; a story in and of itself; a different story

"So yeah, I finally got back at my boss by burning down his house."
"Wow! Did you get caught?"
"Well, that's a whole 'nother can of worms I don't care to get into right now."

by Illitariat February 12, 2004

can-nons

A version of cannons, also large breasts, fat tits, a big rack, bodacious ta-tas, you get my drift...

I salivate over my receptionist's can-nons.

by eyetalian September 8, 2006

hüseyin can

A cool, smart and pretty boy.

My GTX 1080 gpu is as strong as Hüseyin Can.

OMG! Is that Hüseyin Can? He's so hot!! I want to go out with him!

by KottBruderAari January 2, 2017

can of shame

A demoralizing term for the seasoned, or unprepared dope smoker that is on vacation and just scored dope on the beach and cannot locate or was unable to bring the proper smoking utensils, and thus has to poke holes in an old pop or beer can in order to smoke their stash.

I went down to the beach and scored the best smoke. Problem was that I've got nothing to smoke it in except to make a can of shame.

by Rockem July 12, 2006