Black Beard

When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.

Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.

Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.

by J-Mez May 24, 2005

bearded dragon

A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.

I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.

by yoyodada November 05, 2014

Beard Cream

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.

Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream

by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 12, 2011

beard sandwich

The act of placing an individuals face in between two others who have luscious, beautiful and well kept beards.

Nick: "Hey Steve & Gary - I'm having a bit of a rough day. Would you guys mind giving me a beard sandwich?"

by elwood123 December 15, 2015

Bearded thug

A man that will hit you over the head and steal your purse.

"Can you describe the person who stole your purse?"

"HE WAS A BEARDED THUG!"

by Mr. Dinges March 31, 2012

beard save

The action of liquid falling out of ur mouth and instead of making a mess on ur shirt/pants it sticks to ur beard preventing the mess.

Dude, I do not have to wash my shirt due to that awesome beard save!

by Perseus and Thor September 14, 2013

Weiner Beard

Another name for pubic hair on a male or female with male genatalia

Yo bro just shaved my weiner beard because I got a hot date tonight.

by Jason westfall March 30, 2012