Tourist Blueballs

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.

Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.

by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 14, 2015

Cordial blueberry

When one has blue balls and a blow job is done to make blue balls go away.

Fuck I have blue balls! I wish my girlfriend was here, she loves giving me a cordial blueberry.

by Gunless and Red Wine December 16, 2016

rotten blueberry

When someone sucks your dick,spits it on your stomach and slurps it back up

Amber:What do you want me to do
Jack Nicholson:Gimme a rotten blueberry

by I have a skinny dick February 16, 2017

Emotional blueballs

When you and your new potential mate are perfectly aligned but then their ex steps back in the picture and you are put on hold.

It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.

by tyrannicalpie August 23, 2017

Hot Blueberry

The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.

Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"

by Erect Cactus December 16, 2017

open blueberry

It is when you light a firecracker in a young child's anus

I just gave chad's son an open blueberry

by Blueberrydickleson January 29, 2018

Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.

I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.

by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018