wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

pontiac blanket

1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.

2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.

See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus

I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

blanket

take wind from the sails of (another craft) by passing to windward.

The experienced sailor skillfully blanketed the slower yacht, depriving it of wind and securing a clear path to the finish line.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Cold blanket

Verb, another term for sex.

"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"

by Jay the Blockhead October 9, 2014

Blanket Kid

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.

"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"

by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 13, 2019

Piggie in a Blanket

When a man wraps his dick in duct-tape and masturbates.

When i think of the feeling of duct-tape, i can't help but to pull a piggie in a blanket

by ShadyAzzBish August 17, 2016