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birthday cake

When a man shits on a plate and smushes it up to look like a cake then jizz's on the top to make it look like icing. Then scrapes the 'cake' on his pubic area and makes a hole in the middle and sticks his cock in the hole. Then he makes someone eat the 'cake' and then suck his cock as a treat afterwards.
A: " John gave me a birthday cake last night, it was my favorite flavor."
b: " Really? Did you get his treat?"
A: "Yeah, it was awesome. Have you ever gotten birthday cake'd?"
b: "No, but it sounds yummy."
by heehee! March 22, 2011
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Destination Birthday

Similar to a destination wedding, it is a place picked by the birthday boy/girl that requires their guests to give up their week, their income and their lives...for the sole purpose of showering the Birthday boy/girl with inappropriate praise.
Hey Guys, I'm super excited for my birthday party today. I sure hope you can make it. It's a Destination Birthday in Honduras!!! I've checked Air Honduras and ticket prices are below $1500 roundtrip, please check the Birthday Registry.
by jackbarron February 7, 2011
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birthday kick

A birthday kick is a tradition on IRC-Networks. Instead of claps on the butt you get a birthday kick. (birthday /kick)
* you have been kicked by ChanServ (HAPPY BIRTHDAY KICK!!!!!!)
by JensM November 5, 2005
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gangsta' birthday

A gangsta' recognition of how muthafuckin' gangsta dey AR!
Happy gangsta' birthday Irina! You'z a gangsta' fool!!
by Ryan Mulholland June 17, 2007
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Happy Heavenly Birthday

What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.
Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(

“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”

SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023
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birthday thread advertising

An image or post advertising a website, posted on a forum/bulletin board, (in a thread regarding someone's birthday) that links to one's website.
Ethan always posts a post in a birthday thread regarding his website. He's always birthday thread advertising.
by dotLou April 19, 2007
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birthday stalkblocked

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts
Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked
by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011
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