betterganger

A person's doppleganger, but more attractive. i.e. what would happen if their parents had had sex with someone better looking.

"That guy looks just like Mike, but without the five chins."
"Amazing! Must be his betterganger."

by Cold Boy July 6, 2018

Betterer

Better than better

Puppies are betterer than babies

by Kat2365948 September 25, 2018

Better'n's Administration

A sector of government tasked with maintaining the haughty arrogance of "those who served".

The US Better'n's Administration supposedly offers counselling for PTSD, but all they really do is maintain the ex-soldier's stuck-up attitude and try to make him forget that in reality he deserves no extra respect or consideration at all... he didn't truly "serve our country"; he merely killed a whole bunch of people, and so he's nothing but a trained murderer.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

bertelsen

a guy who likes to cut his hair in the middel all day long. he listens to hardcore nigga blood rap all day and all night. and his first name starts with "V"

he is such a bertelsen
OMG, look at that bertelsen

by anime midget mar chine February 8, 2019

Bettering

Turning someone into a better person.

I'm bettering you, Zach. You're gonna have thicker skin at the end of your life.

by Chicken 🐔 February 25, 2019

Better

When you are more good at something than others.

Yaritza is better than Armando

by Jaizime March 9, 2019

Bethelsquatch

A beastly over-sized female squatch who frequents nursing homes

The Bethelsquatch was sighted on C unit

by Kiki do you love me May 10, 2019