infinite base

A psychedelic experience that will rip apart the fabric of space and time through intense sexual interactions. You and your partner(s) will go through time itself, teleporting, fucking, and feeling all known and undiscovered forms of pleasurable experiences simultaneously. It is the only known way to time travel. During Infinite Base, it is common to morph into your spirit animal. Works with up to 4 people. No more. It is wise to use a condom as the risk of pregnancy is guaranteed.

"Bro, guess what base I went to with Stephanie and her friends last night."

"What base?"

"Infinite Base."

"Is that even legal? Did you put back my dad's ladder at least?"

by Wmadbdog January 9, 2017

All Soldiers Return to Base

During a Halo game when the oposing team is attacking the flag.
When your team needs time to regroup and organize a strategic attack

Yo yo yo all soldiers return to base

by Bigpappamammamasha November 15, 2009

Nellis Air Force Base

A military base in Las Vegas Nevada. When you first get orders to Nellis you think you have hit a jackpot and got so lucky to get that assignment. Then you get there and realize that you have actually been condemned to hell.

New Airman - "MAN I got Nellis Air Force Base! ! I'm going to vegas baby! WOOHOO"

M.T.I " HAHA SUCKER!!!!!"

by airmanette October 17, 2011

Modern Baseball

The best fucking Midwest Emo band ever. Even tho Bren Lukens wants to be a girl, he made an amazing band wit great music.

Wtf happened to Modern Baseball, they just kind of fell off and never made music again.

by funnymanbro April 17, 2022

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

third base coach

Someone that knows how to bring the laides home. Some how no matter what you seem to be able to get the girls to round third and get to home every time. You coach the girls and wave them home. If you aren't a good third base coach the night usually ends in a triple.

I went home with this girl Laura last night. She was hesitant to go past third base, but being the great third base coach that I am I was able to wave her in and bring her home. I scored big time. Now I'll think about letting her step up to the plate again in a few days.

by zwill May 25, 2006

baseball bat betty

That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.

Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.

by Solo Smith March 25, 2008