the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

nic stick bandit

the person who steels peoples vapes and sometimes it’s on purpose but this is the guy that just always has your nic

Dude Lucas must have my nic i haven’t seen it all night. he is the nic stick bandit he probably has mine

by WaterOnWater March 22, 2021

Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.

Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"

by ZT14 February 09, 2017

beer bandit

A girl who punches someone in the face and shouts "BEER BANDIT" while simultaniously stealing thier beer.

"WTF!! Dude that girl just punched me in the face and shouted Beer Bandit!"

by A.Mar March 06, 2007

Ass bandit

1. Like an Idaho Patato (Eric Bourassa)

1. Damn that ass bandit be wyl homo, over the fudge-cocky, son!

by Idaho Pa Tato January 25, 2005

buttslamming bootie bandit

big time pillow biter

He bent him over a fence like a butt slamming bottie bandit

by Clit Liquid May 10, 2005

back door bandit

Male of homosexual persusaion who sleeps with other mens partners.

Hayden is a back door bandit, he's been busy getting it all over town.

by ShotAl September 14, 2005