Bandits

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Bandits is a nickname for two jacks as a player's two hole cards. Also known as Pocket Jacks or Fish Hooks These are usually played fast as they are very vulnerable to a king or ace on the board. (Coined by Kyle Campbell)

J, A, J on the flop gave him a boat. He had pocket rockets... Too bad my bandits gave me quads.

by Kyle Gene Campbell August 20, 2007

Bandit

Term defining someone who habitually travels to Guitar Shops solely to waste the time of the employees. Short for 'Time Bandit'. Asks multiple questions about the intricasies of all types of gear, often for hours on end, only to leave without purchasing anything. Tell tale signs are as follows:

Long Hair, and or strange hairstyle not seen since the 70's

Used to play in various bands, once again in the 70's

Facial hair, especially a mustache that hangs below the lower lip

Lack of daytime employment

Guitar skills are limited to pentatonic licks in E minor

Camoflauge and/or orange hunting hats

Automatic response to untagged item is 'it must be free'

Typically is coming in to obtain free knowledge that often takes years to acquire.

"I talked to a guy for 40 minutes about different types of rosewood. What a bandit!!!'

by Johnny McGuitar Store January 19, 2010

Bandit

Sneaking a finger in the ass. Can also be a two fingered maneuver

While eating her out he decided boldly to give her a bandit

by Zook loves Ned April 24, 2014

WR bandits

stands for West Ridge bandits. A well-known street gang from the Frampton Cotterell area of Bristol, UK. The bandits are notorious locally for their money-laundering, drug-trafficking and low-level violence. Their leader is the mighty (Rob man) Big Bear.

"You better watch yo'self when you walkin' down da Ridge, if you up to no good Big Bear and his WR bandits will pop a cap in yo' ass!"

by Gareth Ronan January 24, 2009

backyard bandit

backyard bandits are people who steal men or women arse virginity's or just rape them it can occur anywhere at anytime but the term is most commonly used when you hear screaming from your neighbors backyard to see him getting anally penetrated by some deviously looking people, but you dear not help as they will come after you and police do not both as they are usually involved.

derives from the separate definitions

1. backyard; slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"

2. bandit; a thief, someone who steals, then rides away, is usually very ruff

they travel in varying numbers be very cautious if you spot one, although it they are very hard to spot because they take any shape and form.

best advise is to run and dont hide with your bum sticking up

man that sarah chick is ruff i here she rides with the backyard bandits and sometimes joins in with a 12" strap on

oh no our neighbor andrew is getting done over by the backyard bandits again!...
oh wow he kinda looks like hes enjoying it this time

Eliza you backyard bandit get out of there!

jenna is walking like she dating a backyard bandit, what did she do last night?

by b-rad tizzle June 2, 2009

Ass Bandit

An Ass Bandit, is a overly homo-sexual who loves to be on the short end of the leash.

Shane is an ass bandit.

by Sido94 July 1, 2009

Cheese bandit

Someone who takes pleasure in eating the old cheese like substance made from semen left on your penis.

"you're mom is a cheese bandit"

by Cu33yy February 15, 2019