Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 2, 2023

Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)

This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.

by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023

bronze bagel

Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.

“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”

by Big Guy LC June 6, 2023

Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023

Bagel effect

To throw a bagel at someone.

Person 1: *Throws a bagel at someone*
Person 2: "You just bagel effected that guy!"

by DNRAEKSESDED June 21, 2023

Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.

"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."

by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023

anti bagel

A twat that does not like bagels typically named Scott

Scott is such an anti bagel fag

by Anti Anti bagel January 17, 2023