Bash Your Bacon

1) verb. To downplay, ignore, or insult one's opinion, methodology, or ideology, typically in jest.

2) noun. An individual who "bashes one's bacon." (Commonly referred to as a "Bacon Basher").

"I don't mean to bash your bacon, but..."

Sally: What do you want for dinner?
Jim: How about tacos?
Sally: Ooh.....I don't mean to bash your bacon, but I want burgers...

("Bash Your Bacon" is also often abbreviated as "byb")

by TIKtheTak123 December 9, 2016

Bash

To masturbate

‘I had a bash last night to that video!’

by Alphamaleoftheworld January 24, 2018

Bashionista

One who openly mocks new styles, fads and trendsetters out of righteous indignation.

Marla was acting like such a bashionista when she called Tom’s hoodie with the built in ball cap ugly.

by Johnny Donut May 24, 2018

bashable

Very fuckable...

Come on over to my place, we'll have our own little bash you lovely bashable lady.

by Rap_m January 4, 2021

gum bash

to talk, chat or speak.

"stop gum bashing and get on with it"

"he is over there gum bashing with simon"

by greggins April 13, 2008

Fa-bash

To intentionally talk badly to or about someone on facebook.

Friend: "man, why is (other friend) always talking bad about you on fabo? Me: I don't know, he won't tell me to my face, he just want to Fa-bash me!

by Nwalk2011 February 23, 2011

Essex bash

a particularly enthusiastic and spontaneous wank.

I got really bored yesterday so I had a cheeky Essex bash.

by crhb May 23, 2011