Spoon-Bending

When "Spooning" with a lover, the little spoon bends their top half around to kiss the big spoon.

hey baby, fancy some Spoon-bending?

by Neo90345 September 13, 2012

Cum Bending

Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.

Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.

by BenderOfCum October 20, 2020

Guitar Hero Bends

The sensation that the room is spinning or melting after playing long sessions of Guitar Hero. Also a similar sensation to tripping balls

"Man this room got all messed up after i stopped playing" "Nah you just got the Guitar Hero Bends"

by Poptart419 January 3, 2010

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

bendie

a straight girl (spaghettie girl) who bends towards the gay life for a hot minute, often carelessly breaking the heart of a genuine lesbian in the process. :(

casey: so how'd it go with that chick?
molly: idk, i guess we're just hanging out for now.
casey: no love connection?
molly: well, i feel a connection but she's a bendie so i don't wanna get too attached.

or

molly: what's up? you look sad.
casey: that girl went and ditched me for a guy.
molly: what a bitch! but clearly she was a bendie so...
casey: ...doesn't make it hurt any less.

by Coleenmck October 22, 2009

bendy bus

Fare dodgers' transport of choice in London. Replaced the legendary Routemaster which was faster, safer for cyclists & pedestrians, cheaper to buy & run, more fun, an icon for London etc etc. Nice one Ken!!

Jesus that bendy bus has squashed that cyclist
The effing bendy bus has got stuck and clogged up Islington

by SLJ December 10, 2008

bender boy

Someone (male) who goes on a drinking party binge for days and then needs several days to recover.

I can't believe Boris turned into bender boy again. That guy is going to kill himself on vodka.

by gimbo August 1, 2007