The Better Bagel

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.

I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.

by BetterBagel November 23, 2021

Bagel

Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist

Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports

by Number1KazzaFan May 16, 2023

Erin Bagel

Erin Bagel is a rapper who likes to eat bagels.

Erin Bagel sang a song called "The boy's a liar".

by Calex123 May 16, 2023

vaggle bagel

a vaggle but it's on your bagel!!!

your girlf: hey bae look at my bagel, it has vaggle on it!
you: it's a vaggle bagel you dumb blonde bitch!

by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023

Fluffy Bagel

An asshole that as absurd of hair

Did you see Tyler’s fluffy bagel? He needs to start waxing

by KrispyPepper June 1, 2023

Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 2, 2023

Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)

This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.

by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023