August 3rd

People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.

Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.

by redbulldaddy January 11, 2022

august 23

a bad bitches birthday

"im a bad bitch" "oh, ur born on august 23rd?"

by anonymous November 18, 2021

august head

What Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff call people who love the song “august”.

Swifties who stan folklore and august are august heads.

by SwiftieForever&Always December 6, 2020

August 4th

national embarrass any friends you have

hey, today’s nation embarrass your friends day, august 4th!

by tteokbokki_lover August 4, 2020

August 14

People born on August 14 are the baddest bitches EVER! They are amazing and BEAUTIFUL! If you ever have an August 14th in your life KEEP THEM THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!

Boy:Oh my God... WHO IS SHEEE, she is BEAUTIFUL

Other Boy:Oh her?, that's y/n

Boy:Damn she must have been born on August 14th
Other Boy:Oh yeah she is!

Boy:I'm gonna go talk to her
Other Boy:Ok but if you get her, keep her SHES AMAZING!!!

by sexybirthday;) February 13, 2021

12 August

National mehmeh day

Its 12 August
Guy: Happy National mehmeh day
Girl: Thanks

by wobx October 5, 2021

August 16

If you are born on this day no one can fuck with you cause you are the hottest best mf on this planet

Oh your born on august 16 no wonder your so hot

by Jit_is_trippen June 7, 2022