A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
by Fapples December 6, 2022
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by Alotaguts July 9, 2009
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When two people put their asses together so that their assholes are as close as possible then one shits into the others asshole. Then the other person pushes the shit back into the others ass. And the two do so back in forth for the reason of having fecal anal sex. (does not work if you have the runs)
by Dirty Dirty 420 July 21, 2009
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2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.
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Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket
Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered
Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered
by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009
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I asked my wife if I could give her an alaskian pipe line. She said, No! You can when hell freezes over. I told her, naw when the shit freezes.
by shitier friend August 10, 2009
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Eric: Have you ever seen Human Centipede?
Curtis: No, I heard its fucked up.
Eric: Yeah, this guy soes these peoples mouths to other peoples asses.
Curtis: Oh! kinda like an Alaskin Doo Doo Train except instead of ass to mouth its dick to ass and finger to ass.
Eric: Yeah!
Curtis: No, I heard its fucked up.
Eric: Yeah, this guy soes these peoples mouths to other peoples asses.
Curtis: Oh! kinda like an Alaskin Doo Doo Train except instead of ass to mouth its dick to ass and finger to ass.
Eric: Yeah!
by 2J[PMT] November 29, 2011
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by Cummy worm November 17, 2010
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