Pre parental anxiety

When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.

Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.

by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024

Parents

An annoying mother ass fucker yelling at you all the time. You cant ever get a break :)

Parent:JIMMY CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN DOOR
*Kid*:Closes
-1 minute later...
Parents:COME DO THE DIRTY ASS DISHES JIMMY

by Dumb@ssbıtch😩 June 23, 2021

parents hail from Canada

Facts

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.

by Bad C dev November 19, 2024

gay child and parents

the most amaze gc ever for reals

jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents

by stevington_ May 30, 2024

Fandom parent

A person which has gotten another one to be engaged on a specific internet comunity.

"Carlos was Fred's fandom parent for fnaf".

by Mogaku December 19, 2021

Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"

person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒

by uneryio October 17, 2021

Your Parents

This is a noun used for indicating where your parents are at. This could be used for instances like:

“Hey, where are your parents? Did they go to get the milk again?

by D3LTA EDITS March 10, 2023