How dare you?

I shouldn´t be up here

You ruined my childhood, how dare you?

by Futýseq November 5, 2019

How qould you?

Same as how could you but the reason must be related to the letter q

You deleted the Q picture! How qould you?

by Popcorn is better than q October 8, 2008

How much is the fish

What time is it.

Mike, how much is the fish?
-16.00

by Kongen2 October 7, 2008

how to tie a noose

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.

person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.

by Theredpie May 12, 2017

How's your face?

How's your face? Is a common gloating technique used the day after doing bodily harm to someone's face.

*day after winning a fight*
Winner: "How's your face?"
Loser: "f*** off!"
Winner: "want more?"
Loser: *sulks off*

by Dorjan September 7, 2011

hows ya mum

a greeting commonly used, not only towards them, but the person you had last night

'Allo' say the
'y0' say joo
'hows ur mum?' say joo

by Phunin October 1, 2003

Hi, how are you?

Can be a nice thing to say if you say it to a friend or a loved one, but inappropriate if you say in response to a police officer that asks you how high are you?

Police officer: How high are you?
Some random idiot: No officer, you're wrong! It's Hi, how are you?

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021