american boy

the sound on tiktok where guys and girls post their friends glow ups and if you’re lucky it gets viral. and some of the guys have a MAJOR glowup

friend 1: *sees first second of video* this guy is not gonna glow up wth *watches more* HOLY SHIT THATS HOT

friend 2: oh wow that is hot 😳😳😳🤰🏻
(american boy but shibuya is there to)

by brimartin November 2, 2019

American fat

a phrase coined by some dutch visitors to the states, which is a reference to the particularly sorry state here of "sloppy FAT" (A.K.A. = protoplasm "challenged") unlike any other country in the world, remaining a continuing source of horrification for visitors from any other nations!

of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!

dutch visitor- how do you suppose they grow 'em so large ?? (response) not sure! , that's American fat !!

let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!

by michael foolsley July 12, 2022

Good American

A good American is "an American who knows what is good for him". Or in other words, a USA citizen who knows that he is stupid, his government is smart, and his government knows what is good for him.
A good American pays all the taxes.
A good American doesn't care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.
A good American supports the war (no matter where it is being held).
A good American buys American cars.

Danny: Hey Johnny, you wanna join our demonstration against the war in Iraq?
Johnny: No, I am a good American.

by Urban_Fellow June 21, 2006

American Idol

An American "reality" show in which generally untalented nobodies compete in a large scale karaoke contest where they are urged to express themselves as individuals, yet are not accepted or praised until they look, act, think, and sing exactly as a generic Top 40 Pop singer, where the grand prize is a record deal with Simon Cowell's record label; ultimately creating a retail failure, as the "artist" is doing little else but singing songs other people wrote for them as they write no words nor play any instruments of their own, all of which is eventually blamed on Mp3 pirating for poor CD sales.

"American Idol is complete garbage."

"All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke."

"Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."

by NYC January 20, 2006

Colorless American

A person that lacks or has little pigment in their skin (Also known as 'white') and they are a United States national.

Why do colorless americans feel threatened by colorful americans? I don't know my dear boy.. My best guess is either color envy,, or penis envy. :)

by We Know April 22, 2007

Electro-American

A robot, especially one that lives in America.

Person: "Move, you dang robot."
Electro-American: "I find that term offensive! I prefer "electro-American."
Person: "Fine. MOVE, you electro-American!"
Electro-America: "I don't have to follow orders from some watersack!" *ZAP!*

by Sam Chaves March 28, 2008

American Canoe

A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. One thing that needs to be in consideration is that the position is required to have all lubrication substituted with cooled melted butter

Guy 1: Hey you see those three girls over there?
Guy 2: Yeah they're sexy
Guy 3: I did the "American Canoe" with them last night, they're freaky as heck!

by Kevtap Sankhon June 8, 2017