american morgz

a youtuber who has horrible youtube videos, and is just like morgz
buts he's american

there are american morgz in youtube

by flatferb055 March 10, 2021

American fat

a phrase coined by some dutch visitors to the states, which is a reference to the particularly sorry state here of "sloppy FAT" (A.K.A. = protoplasm "challenged") unlike any other country in the world, remaining a continuing source of horrification for visitors from any other nations!

of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!

dutch visitor- how do you suppose they grow 'em so large ?? (response) not sure! , that's American fat !!

let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!

by michael foolsley July 12, 2022

Good American

A good American is "an American who knows what is good for him". Or in other words, a USA citizen who knows that he is stupid, his government is smart, and his government knows what is good for him.
A good American pays all the taxes.
A good American doesn't care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.
A good American supports the war (no matter where it is being held).
A good American buys American cars.

Danny: Hey Johnny, you wanna join our demonstration against the war in Iraq?
Johnny: No, I am a good American.

by Urban_Fellow June 21, 2006

American Idol

An American "reality" show in which generally untalented nobodies compete in a large scale karaoke contest where they are urged to express themselves as individuals, yet are not accepted or praised until they look, act, think, and sing exactly as a generic Top 40 Pop singer, where the grand prize is a record deal with Simon Cowell's record label; ultimately creating a retail failure, as the "artist" is doing little else but singing songs other people wrote for them as they write no words nor play any instruments of their own, all of which is eventually blamed on Mp3 pirating for poor CD sales.

"American Idol is complete garbage."

"All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke."

"Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."

by NYC January 20, 2006

Colorless American

A person that lacks or has little pigment in their skin (Also known as 'white') and they are a United States national.

Why do colorless americans feel threatened by colorful americans? I don't know my dear boy.. My best guess is either color envy,, or penis envy. :)

by We Know April 22, 2007

Electro-American

A robot, especially one that lives in America.

Person: "Move, you dang robot."
Electro-American: "I find that term offensive! I prefer "electro-American."
Person: "Fine. MOVE, you electro-American!"
Electro-America: "I don't have to follow orders from some watersack!" *ZAP!*

by Sam Chaves March 28, 2008

American Samolia

A horribly underrepresented (and poorly pronounced) territory of the United Sporks of Amoogaboink. American Samolia gives a large proportion of their population to the United Sporks' military. Despite this the citizens of the American Samolia are horribly in terms of voting and veterans compensation. Unfortunately the United Sporks refuses to take action citing racist, temporary and outdated documents.

American Samolia is still awfully neglected by the United Sporks

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017