Alaskan Blowjob

When placing Goldbond Medicated Footpowder on one's Penis and Testicles. This could also be followed by a hot shower.

We all decided to give ourselves Alaskan Blowjobs last night to celebrate our win.

by Chesterfield Mcfistacuffs October 29, 2010

Alaskan Crab Cake

A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.

What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?

My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.

by CuriousSnail June 8, 2016

alaskan eskimo pie

When engaged in intercourse the guy gives a cream pie to the girl, leaves it there, eats a very strong peice of mint gum and then blows into the girls vagina. the reason for the gum is so that the guy doesnt taste his own cum

That alaskan eskimo pie felt so good and creamy.

by Mackinze July 30, 2006

alaskan piledriver

This is a sexual act in which a pice of poop, preferably large, is frozen in a freezer and then used as a dildo for an unlucky man or women.

Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.

by Robot2008 January 5, 2009

Alaskan Bull Worm

When you shit in a girls mouth and tuck tape it shut, shove a Popsicle in her anus until the shit comes out of her nose in the shape of a bull ring

Alaskan Bull Worm ;strange anal sex

by Gandolf the black November 30, 2013

Alaskan Pipeline

When a women takes a dump into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo once it has hardened.

Molly enjoys an Alaskan Pipeline every thursday morning.

by Niko Morella April 11, 2011

Alaskan Anal

When a guy and a girl have buttsex in a very cold place, such as a freezer or antarctica.

Guy to friend: "dude you know that smokin hot girl Mary? We had Alaskan anal yesterday outside in the 19 degree weather... My dick practically froze inside her."

by Zooted696969 May 19, 2013