Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head
Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"
In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
The entire parliament: off with your head
Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"
In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
by Sebby294 May 30, 2021
Get the Parliament act 1313mug. The Fair Fight Act of 1988 set the bylaws of street fights in Detroit during the 80s and 90s. It’s sole purpose was to set the groundwork for what was considered legal and illegal in a street fight among two parties settling their differences by way of force. Along with the typical rules of the street fight, ie. no eye gouging, no biting and no low blows, the Fair Fight Act aimed to eliminate anything but the use of hands.
Kicks of any sort will violate the code of the "Fair Fight Act of 1988". Damaging knees can cause a permanent injury, mf might walk a cane for the rest of his life. Use of firearms are permitted in such cases.
by DimSumProphet August 28, 2019
Get the fair fight act of 1988mug. When you dunk your shot on the 18th hole, usually for eagle. The ball just vanishes without a hop and it’s the best feeling
I played a round with Tommy yesterday, he wasn’t playing so good and was getting frustrated but on the 18th hole he pulled a disappearing act and got so excited
by Daddy Piccolae August 14, 2021
Get the Disappearing Actmug. I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?
Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the Random Acts of Violencemug. I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.
by hhillbilly January 23, 2020
Get the Acting like A Nunesmug. A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.
by Redstone March 4, 2023
Get the acting jackmug. Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025
Get the Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistrymug.