Zoe

An evil bitch who is vein and only cares about herself and drags others down to make herself feel happy. She’s always your bestie till she meets the populars and always tries s to die in with them when she really just looks like a twat.
“Zoe the bitch”
“Oh yeah I hate her self centred cow shite
by I hate Zoe.org November 23, 2021
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zoe

blond, pretty, hot, passionate, loving, caring girl.

she likes fruits and boys that look like surfer.
if you meet her she‘ll probably be shy at first but if you get to know her, she‘ll make you go crazy. (mostly in a good way)
look there‘s zoe.
i wish she was my gf man.
by thebigboobcat November 23, 2021
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Zoe is so cool. She loves the office and will message you about Jim and Pam no matter the time. Zoe is also very loyal, hypothetically, if kids were taking all the turf out of the football field at your school and making pentagrams on the track with it, zoe would not hesitate to film the kid in the communist hat running in a circle around the pentagram, even when the teachers tell her to stop. She is your partner in crime.
“Zoe drew that penis on the board
by Maggie Simpson November 22, 2021
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They look as if they wouldn't even spare you a glance, but once you get to know them, you get to see that they are really goofy and loud. They tend to give off COD SIMP vibes.
Look at zoe, such a cod simp
by Si emrie makulit May 17, 2021
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When you meet a Zoe, you might find them a bit awkward or even silly, but once you get to know them you will notice what a kind, fun-loving and motherly character they have.
A Zoe is one of the best people to be friends with, as they will always try their best to make sure you aare loved and taken care of.
Zoe might have their own struggles, but will always put helping someone else first.
They might seem very extroverted and open, but really they don't really tell people much, apart from their closest friends and family.
This person will go to all lengths to protect and defend you, even if it means punching someone in the mouth.
Girl 1: Hey bro, i heard you got a Girlfreind now.
Boy 1:Yeah i do, her names Zoe, i think you know her.
Girl 1:I do!
Girl 2:Me to, she's such a good friend to me
by TGIF.com August 20, 2024
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A unit of measurement for pizza or an acronym for a really short person (generally only used for females)
Omg this pizza is huge, it's half a zoe
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zoe has nice tits and is so hot she gets all the bitches
"zoes so fucking hot omg"
"look at her tits omg"
by sexymamalover24 May 02, 2023
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