The crappiest Cell phone provider ever. With its $2.50 ringtones and your 25 cents a minute calls, that are always DROPPED. Nothing ever goes right, no service EVER. Its horrible. Maybe I should go to Europe to make a damn phone call where I have service!
Person 1: So are we chilling tonight? I just got a new Virgin Mobile Celly!
P2: Yeah, sure, I'll check out yer new phone!
P1: Okay cool so I'll meet you at the co- *click*
P2: DAMMIT VIRGIN MOBILE!
P2: Yeah, sure, I'll check out yer new phone!
P1: Okay cool so I'll meet you at the co- *click*
P2: DAMMIT VIRGIN MOBILE!
by Ash uh lee January 4, 2007
Get the Virgin Mobilemug. by eViL pOp TaRt June 26, 2006
Get the Arkansas virginmug. Kenny: yo man i finally got inside bitchywhoreface the other day with my unit, that was some nice virgin pussy.. she even bled
Friend: yea its about time, youve put everything else inside of her cept for that.
Friend: yea its about time, youve put everything else inside of her cept for that.
by mikekitlas April 26, 2006
Get the virgin pussymug. An expression refering to people who wear cut offs that think that there buff but really arent....douchebags. A word thought up by the late jon einarson
by Devin Demaine September 14, 2009
Get the virgin gunshowmug. Person who gets no sunlight and doesn't go outside. Their pasttimes are playing video games and watching dvd's on their computer.
by kame March 29, 2003
Get the sunlight virginmug. When you are a neo virgin it means you are loyal to “God” and won’t have sex til marriage. As it is said in the “Bible”
1. Boyfriend: Babe wanna do it tonight
Girlfriend: I can’t remember, I’m a neo virgin. Can’t have sex til marriage!
Girlfriend: I can’t remember, I’m a neo virgin. Can’t have sex til marriage!
by Pokeeee June 17, 2019
Get the Neo Virginmug. Any guy that specifically targets the legally ambiguous Virgin, do to some please he finds in pull a Cherry Poptart.
1. I saw Mike with that young looking blond we saw last night. That dude is such a Virgin Surgeon.
2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!
2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!
by Heydecker March 18, 2008
Get the virgin surgeonmug.