The Max Baucus

"The Max Bauchus" is a slang term that rose up in the late years of the first decade of the 21st Century to describe a host of medical conditions plaguing citizens of the United States suffering under the tyrannical rule of private health insurance.

Its general intent and meaning denotes the circumstance of becoming sick or diseased while having private health insurance but, because the American health insurance industry is controlled by capitalist pigs, payment for care is not provided for and the infirmed are left to fend for themselves.

The term is derived from the name of Montana's Democratic Senator who served as one of the leading forces in scuttling real health care reform.

"Oh man, I don't know what's going on but I got all these white bumps down there and everything burns, and I think I'm going blind and my private health insurance won't cover it... I think I've totally got The Max Baucus!"

by TheMaxBaucus September 10, 2009

max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com

max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!

by bassproshop June 2, 2015

Max Dehen

Max Dehen is of the Dehen Corporation often associated with biting ears for positive reinforcement. Other associates of the Dehen clan are symbolized with the numeric sequence of 2:08. XD

I am Max Dehen and I got the Corona Virus XD

by GeneralMaximus November 3, 2020

max caulfield

a hot character from life is strange who is caring and kind and the perfect girlfriend

"yeah i think clara is my max caulfield

by Jye the sex addict March 15, 2022

semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.

fuckin hate those semen max ads

by coolerchan December 7, 2020

Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.

Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."

by ellenweasley October 9, 2018

Max Shack

A nickname for a maximum security prison.

I hear that Leo is doing a nickel in the max shack for assault.

by the autopsy gremlin April 7, 2011