Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water

Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"

by Pete DeFilippo August 06, 2007

Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

garage monster

Any one over 30 who lives in their parents basement.

Q; Dude, have you talked to Jimmy. A; No, does he live in his parent's basement? What a garage monster !!

by bobby "the bat" Pizano August 10, 2011

Drunkenstein's Monster

A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.

A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.

Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.

by Fritopia March 19, 2009

monster cocking

it’s another name for “god bridging” in minecraft. created by a content creator GeorgeNotFound.

“What!! He’s literally monster cocking!”

by ramina1169 May 09, 2021

Monster Pong

A form of beer pong played with Monster Energy Drink instead, usually played by Presbyterians at church camp.

-Hey lets go pray!

-Nah I'd rather play monster pong.

-Yah dude.

by YAHDUDE. July 19, 2010

monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.

James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.

by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008