Hayden

Name: // one who cheats consecutively every year in fantasy football to collude against his friends in order to assert dominance which he lacks in the bedroom.

Synonyms :// pussy, flaccid penis, beta, etc.

“Damn he pulled a Hayden and adjusted the settings again to make sure he wins after starting a dog shit quarter back”

by Hecheatedinfantasyagain November 24, 2021

Hayden

They’re just a little guy.

Hayden deserves everything good.

by haydiehay November 24, 2021

Hayden

Typically small town hicks that grow up in the deserted woods. Liberals with Republican parents. Hayden’s always follow in the shadows of their way more successful brother and copy their every judgement. Have no work ethic whatsoever and are overall lazy as fuck

Damn, Hayden is an absolute libtard.

by Kevin H. November 23, 2021

Hayden

Someone who has the exact same personality and looks as the diabolical maniac laser eyed flying death machine Homelander from the boys, they don't give a shit about what anyone thinks and often has dark fantasies. Don't lie to them because if they find out your in deep shit, however when getting to know a Hayden they are sweet kind and extra hot. But they really has to like you to actually have some form of sexual or just feelings in general for you. Often gets into relationships for the sake of it so don't feel special if you are dating a Hayden. Hayden's are often shunned out but are very dangerous if your on their naughty list. Hayden's also love staring at them self to boost their ego, they have the most confidence out of anyone in the world. They love spending time with them self and being quiet, god knows what they are doing but just leave them to it. Unless you know for sure they actually really love you.

" is that Hayden, I heard he's a pyscho"
" Why is Hayden very quiet all the time and by himself"

by Johnny's shapes November 23, 2021

Casper Hayden

Big poopoo head with 5head haha smelly man under 3 Ft 4" Says N- word all the time

I Hate Casper Hayden He is so racist

by Mr Unknown888 May 18, 2023

Hayden

Hayden is one of the sexiest men you will ever come across. He's funny, hot, a good kisser, and a momma's boy. He is very caring for everyone in his life. Hayden will sit with anyone and listen to whatever problems they may have. Hayden is also a very good boyfriend who is guaranteed to treat a girl the right way. whoever his girlfriend may be is super lucky to have him as her boyfriend. he loves physical affection and thoughtful gifts and food. hes very funny and is guaranteed to make anyone laugh.

haydens gf is so lucky omg

by jesterbill May 29, 2023

hayden

Some fat feker who likes to get enjoyment out of his dad grounding him when hes a naughty boy. Hayden has a pebble of a sister who walks around like the cock of the walk even though her diet is the maccies menu. Hayden is a short gay man with horrible taste in men. He wears a rainbow coloured poppy because he likes to spread a gay message just like he spreads his willy wonka across his dads teeth. Hayden is hayden.

Did you see that fat bloke on the bus? It was definitely a hayden.

by ghnfrgnn June 6, 2023