Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.
“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
by SassySpooner January 09, 2019
The male disease that is the reason clearly friend-zoned guys still inevitably try to sleep with their female pals and acquaintances
Yeah I was just trying to have a normal intellectual conversation with this guy but he texted me later with dickwet fever about going dancing aftur midnight
by Yowzawowza July 23, 2017
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by PhilYoon November 03, 2011
Shawn: I am so bored, there is nothing to do in this town. I cannot wait to go back into the city.
Faris: Sounds like you have a case of Suburban Fever
Faris: Sounds like you have a case of Suburban Fever
by Alktaratz April 19, 2020
When scrolling through your social news feeds and can't stop, because the feed never ends and you don't want to miss anything, therefor you compulsively keep scrolling.
by PacMan000 November 29, 2014