German Rain

The non-sexual act of a man drizzling his venereal disease ridden semen on your face while blasting loud house music on a stereo.

That women seems as if she is having a bad day I would like her to experience my German rain.

This week has been boring I want to be under a heavy German rain.

by DanmantheKnower July 22, 2014

german windmill

interchangeable term with the dutch rudder

hey why dont you give me a german windmill

i believe it's called a dutch rudder..

by dwistii December 17, 2008

German Ferris Wheel

This is when four people play musical chairs naked.

"Hey, gang how about we all join for a little round of German Ferris Wheel.

by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 8, 2009

German reach-around

Wearing latex gloves while you give someone a reach around, (Fingerless gloves optional, called an East German reach-around, pre 1989).

She handed me the latex gloves opening the doors to a long night of German reach-arounds.

by Slick Hasselhoff June 19, 2009

German Dome Rocker

The act of pooping in a plastic bag, swinging it around like a mace, and smashing it into the side of someone's head.

Dude, last night out in the woods, some crazy homeless guy hit me with a german dome rocker, i took two showers but it still didn't get the smell out...

by thefrenchtickler19 August 28, 2011

Flying German Cowboy

When you are high off your ass, having an orgasm, and shitting all at the same time while a fan spins near your ass sending your poo all over the room.

Dude last night I was a flying german cowboy.

by GreedtheAwesome April 8, 2011

German Sparkle Party

When double rainbows meet German pop singers that are somewhat seen as possible homosexuals. In other words, a gayclash complete with strobe lights, drugs, sparkles, schnitzels, beer boots, pink bratwurst, rubber boots, party pants, ect.

Florian- *with a flirtatious hand gesture* I like German Sparkle Party~
Rudolph- Ach ja, I live to dancy-dance in thooose~~

by Shady-chan The Neko August 28, 2011