Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.

stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever

by thatruth34 January 1, 2008

J-Speeder

The drink of choice for champions, start (and end) the night off with a bang!

Recipe for a J-Speeder

1) Shot of Bacardi 151

2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time

by WaffleFury November 18, 2011

amphibious J

Term meant for a "J" shaped turd that partially sticks out of the water in a toilet bowl.As popularized in the song "AMPHIBIOUS J" by the rock band feedBach

"Honey LOOK!...the J I made sticks out of the water.AMPHIBIOUS J!"

by JeffMan64 August 5, 2008

PB&J

A gay threesome. PB&J meaning Penis, Butt, and Jizz.

Also an overrated sandwich that is easily outclassed by lunchmeat.

John put the P in Tim's B, and Dave started to J all over them, completing the PB&J sandwich.

by DildoOfDarkness October 14, 2016

J to the K

A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".

Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."

by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011

J Crave

A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.

Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!

How do you know it was a gay bar?

Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.

Touché....

by Serious biniz October 14, 2016