a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park
by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019
Get the skate posermug. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence. it is direct and a little bit playful, highlighting the act of "posing" as intelligent.
"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain-poser trying to impress the boss."
"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."
"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."
by Mac Merk July 22, 2025
Get the Brain-posermug. A hater who is also a poser. A person who hates on others because said person thinks he knows a lot about something (but he doesn't, he's more a poser ).
Not to be confused with "poser hater ", which is someone who hates on posers .
Not to be confused with "poser hater ", which is someone who hates on posers .
John: Hey I really like this style of music.
Adam: You don't even know who that artist is . (Gives a stink eye/hater look)
John: Adam is a hater-poser.
Adam: You don't even know who that artist is . (Gives a stink eye/hater look)
John: Adam is a hater-poser.
by Going back out August 23, 2016
Get the Hater-posermug. Someone that implies (or says) that because their hair or skin is darker than yours, that they are tougher than you by default, even if they are from further outside a city than you are, or have more money than you do.
There are posers who are from a city, and there are posers who are from outside a city. Some have fair skin and hair, some have dark skin and hair. So really it's a matter of more than just where somebody is from alone.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the Posermug. by deanne28 October 24, 2008
Get the posermug. One who attempts to make friends or become closer friends with a group of people by feigning interest in a particular area of culture (music, clothing, social activities).
Generally a poser is someone who lacked friends for not fitting in with any real group, they decided to become more like everyone to make friends. Sometimes they actually do become legitimately interested in the new groups lifestyle, but oftentimes they only pretend and lead a life of lies
Generally a poser is someone who lacked friends for not fitting in with any real group, they decided to become more like everyone to make friends. Sometimes they actually do become legitimately interested in the new groups lifestyle, but oftentimes they only pretend and lead a life of lies
"John thinks he's a punk rocker, I asked him about punk rock music, and he told me all about 'Teenagers' by My Chemical Romance and 'Know Your Enemy' by Green Day. I asked him what his other favorite songs by those bands were and he told me he thought they were one-hit wonders. I guess he's a bit of a poser"
Sidenote: Green Day is awesome but if you only listen to their most recent two albums, then you can't call yourself a fan... or knowledgeable about the subject.
Sidenote: Green Day is awesome but if you only listen to their most recent two albums, then you can't call yourself a fan... or knowledgeable about the subject.
by Punk rock? May 21, 2010
Get the Posermug. A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.
The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎
by Cedar Eizen December 12, 2022
Get the ghost posermug.