Built like an accident report

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.

“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”

by Urban zai June 10, 2025

Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected

Ooooooooooohoho!

Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

I Slept Like a Homo

the human autonomic nervous system has evolved to respond to deep rectal stimulation — such as that experienced during a rectal exam involving a large cylindrical object — with an intense parasympathetic rebound effect. The parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for "rest and digest" responses, so this will put you to sleep

Got railed by a bbc last night and I slept like a homo

by SlangGodHomo June 13, 2025

In There Like Booty Hair

A phrase used by people that rush bomb site in Rainbow Six Siege.

1: You rushing site bro?
2: Yeah bro I'm in there like booty hair

by Popalyath April 1, 2024

I like your shirt

Way of saying I love you well also being subtle

Crush: OK I gotta head out
You: all right, by the way, I like your shirt.

by Coplobber April 2, 2024

Slay like Sally

When someone wants encourage themselves or others referring to an action done or object being used.

"Man this outfit would make me Slay like Sally."

"You so Slay like Sally."

by C0ncrete April 3, 2024

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase that came from orbits (loona fans). it's about a person who wrote a fanfiction about jinsoul and kim lip being pregnant and having a baby, so this phrase was born and orbits say it to the person who wrote it as a joke. yes, it's a part of the loona iceberg and is surprisingly on the deepest category. STAN LOONA!! STAN ARTMS, LOOSSEMBLE, CHUU, YVES!!

"my tummy feels weird..." "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic!"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 6, 2024