Dog Syrup

When you pour the water out of a dog bowl and it has the consistency of warm maple syrup due to the amount of saliva present.

Would you like some butter in your dog syrup?

by CSHopchas May 4, 2021

dog-block

Ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. A truly dastardly act.

In a feud over a "fives" call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a Supebowl party, one contestant encourages a grillmaster to deny his foe a hot dog: one variation of the dog-block.

by Michael R. Davis February 4, 2008

Dog Purr

Verb:
The heavy breathing sound a dog makes when giving them a good scratch.

When I give my dog a belly rub she dog purrs.

by Kid with assburgars July 15, 2019

fingering a dog

when you finger someone but it a dog

Person 1: I'm fingering a dog
Person 2: What in the everloving fuck did you just say?

by yesgamerboy69hahafuny April 14, 2021

hot dog

the dude who dances like crazy

origin:

snapchat filter 2016-7

rip hotdog 2018

did you see that dancing hot dog boi?

where?
right behind u
*hotdog appears*
OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK ABORT ABORT

by gamephoneguy February 11, 2018

Clevland Chili Dog

A Cleveland Chili Dog is when you Intentionally deficate then whipe your groin in it to comense titty fucking.

It's ok we will just clevland chili dog it.

by KINGrude November 5, 2017

Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.

Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”

by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024