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Triangle head

Definition for a very dumb boi that molests five-year-old kids. These unique subspecies are very dangerous and are also very incredibly nosy and won't mind their own business. This subspecies will hurt, offend, molest, and bully small kids of the age of 5+.

They are known for being incredibly addicted to very dirty video games and steal their parent's credit cards to spend money on the game.
Every time you see these Triangle heads, they would always be with some sort of assistant. This assistant is usually very fat and dumb.
If you call a Triangle head themselves a "Triangle head”, they will get very mad and run at you attempting to kill you. ( Their only attack move is pinching and kicking.)
Me: *Whispering* Hey dude bla bla bla…
Friend: *Whispering* ha ha yea bla bla bla…
Triangle head: TALKING BOUT ME???? HMMM?
Me: no
Friend: Yea, triangle head, piss off!
Triangle head: WAAAAAHHHHH IMMA TELL ON YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT!!!
Me: Of course, a natural habit of a triangle head...
by Bernymasturbating1269 June 17, 2019
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Head

A part of the human body you dirty minded person...
Teacher: we are studying a human head today
Student 1: *giggles*
Teacher: stop being so immature you dumbass it ain’t like you’ll ever be getting head
Child 2: thAt ain’t what I saw last night... you two were getting pretty steamy

Teacher:
Student 1:
The spider on the wall: oh shit
by PippyThePig November 29, 2019
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Wacky Head

"Wacky Head" is a term used by only the most intellectual of chavs, the origins of the word are in the time it was uttered by a 5 year old British boy.

The meaning of the word of unknown but it is assumed to be derogatory in nature due to context
15 year old go away please

5 year old shut up wacky head

wveryone else ahahahahahaha
by Mild Curry November 30, 2019
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Bald headed

That’s a bald headed lie.
Don’t trust him he’s bald headed.
by OnlyIknowWhoIam December 4, 2019
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Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.
Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!
by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019
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Head

Hey want head?
by Dac December 5, 2019
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Stim Head

A Stim Head is anyone that uses stimulants and uppers in their daily life. They choose an upper as their drug of choice, which can range from anything to coffee or cocaine, to adderall, nicotine, or speed in between. They like feeling wired and having unlimited energy (until they crash that is).
They generally like all sorts of stimulants, instead of an addiction to just one.

In any given week, you will most likely see them wired out or tweakin'.
Hey Emily, are you okay? You seem a little wired.

Yeah, I'm fine! Just popped an adderall and running off two coffees.

Jesus, You're such a stim head!
by totallyrad42 December 6, 2019
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