Someone who is always too warm, or a the opposite of a freeze baby. Heat babies get so little attention compared to freeze babies, because for some reason everyone would rather cool off rather then have the awesome feeling of warming up
Jane doe: omg its so cold in this place, I’m such a freeze baby
John smith and every other guy there: are fkin nutz, its 70 god damn degrees, im a heat baby and i feel like my balls are about to burn off, get a fkin blanket asshole, you can put on layers but im cant fkin strip off my fat
John smith and every other guy there: are fkin nutz, its 70 god damn degrees, im a heat baby and i feel like my balls are about to burn off, get a fkin blanket asshole, you can put on layers but im cant fkin strip off my fat
by TheTruthHurtasswipe February 21, 2021
Get the Heat babymug. The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.
After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.
by Doubleghost August 8, 2025
Get the D1 Babymug. When you nut in a bitches mouth while facefucking her or she’s face fucking herself with your dick and she accidentally inhales the juices through her nostrils causing her to ingest all snot and nut and it shoot out her nose
I’m not fuckin with Dominic ever again I have this nigga head and next thing I know I’m shooting snot babies out my nose
Well you let me know when to tap in if you don’t want him cause that sounds like thats just what I need for my sinuses
Well you let me know when to tap in if you don’t want him cause that sounds like thats just what I need for my sinuses
by Porno music January 29, 2024
Get the Snot babiesmug. Boomer baby, as opposed to baby boomer, is a bottle-feeding Gen Z child born in a day and age where 'only 90's kids would remember' memes are trending.
The boomer baby can be spotted wearing a soaked diaper in a room full of World War veterans, trying desperately hard to fit in.
The boomer baby can be spotted wearing a soaked diaper in a room full of World War veterans, trying desperately hard to fit in.
by Manxx D May 29, 2020
Get the Boomer babymug. -Loud adorable creatures that systematically activate at 2:00 a.m. to scream and cry like a raid siren
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents
Mom: "Honey!!! Where is the Tornado? I hear the siren, but it's so dark out that I can't see!"
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*
by -What in the May 26, 2024
Get the Babiesmug. A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.
“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”
by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021
Get the Golden Babymug. Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024
Get the Baby Zoomug.