Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

Baby

An anoying susssy little greedy baby about 9 inches tall

ME:Ima play something fun

BABY: ISUBIUSINIUNSUINISUBIBISBUIBSIU WHAT DID YOU SAY
ME:I am gonna play something fun
BABY:*crys because I am playing fun stuff*
10 seconds later
BABY:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE NO GIMME PLAY PLAY

by Cacaman123 July 19, 2023

Dingo stole me baby!

A term used by native Australians, meaning that their baby has actually been taken by a dingo.
Aborginals commonly use this, as they are the only ones stupid enough to get their baby taken by wildlife.

More often referred to as "DINGO STOLE ME FUCKEN BABY"

Aborginal 1: "Dingo stole me baby!"
White guy: "Fucking nice one mate!"

by xX_snIppEzZ_Xx April 12, 2014

LBJ BABY SHACK THE MASKSCOTTE

The baller bj jams baller jams street baller name of LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJ.BJ2TALL BJTUTALL BJQUICK. Maskscotte of Miami heat and LA LAKERS.

Honeys LOVE them some lbj baby shack the MASKSCOTTE.

by LONNIE BJ August 4, 2019

baby handoff

The location where a baby or child is transferred from one divorced parent to the other.

Tim: I've noticed that corner of the parking lot is like the"baby handoff" for this section of town.
Milly: Baby handoff?
Tim: Yes. The place where divorced parents hand off their children to to other parent.
Milly: Ah. Okay. My baby handoff is Tuscaloosa Alabama. Has been for two years now.

by mark52million December 29, 2018

Baby

A annoying piece of shit.

"Oh look! The baby is crying and we are on an airplane! Im gonna throw it off! Woohoo!

by shad0wYT January 20, 2024

Social Baby

Mark Zuckerberg and his wife's baby.

A: "The royal baby is the most influential infant in the world".
B: "That was until world met the Social Baby".

by The Guy Next Door September 9, 2015