A large ass that wiggles in a decidedly NON-erotic manner, much like the movement of the pendulous, undulating gelatin sac jowls of a morbidly obese politician on a particularly intense verbal tirade.
by BRAVOMAXXX August 31, 2011
Get the Chuggle Buttmug. by Definitely Not Steven March 10, 2021
Get the Butt Sucker 300mug. by Go Nuts for Donuts December 19, 2015
Get the butt crestmug. A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022
Get the Butt Monkeymug. When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.
Guy 1: hey dude check this out
spreads ass cheeks
Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!
Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
spreads ass cheeks
Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!
Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024
Get the Velcro Buttmug. Any individual, male or female who has pooped and has not yet taken a shower using soap and a thorough scrub to his or her butt hole to remove the excess poop that is probably stuck in the nooks of the anus.
Kristina was a very attractive women and presented herself with the upmost confidence. Andrew was extremely attracted to Kristina. Andrew was going to ask Kristina on a date until he noticed she had used the bathroom for roughly 10 minutes. Andrew then knew that Kristina had a “Poop Butt” and decided not to ask her on a date.
by Godrewski March 15, 2022
Get the Poop Buttmug. by A Beaner Nigga May 27, 2024
Get the Booty Butt Crackmug.