Ran off

Running Off, In Modern Day Slang Means To Rob Something or Someone, And Is a Synonym For "Licking" In Modern Day Slang
by SomeRandomEnthusiast June 03, 2023
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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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hats off

When you feel comfortable enough around somebody that you would feel comfortable taking your/their condom (penis "hat") off during intercourse, as opposed to a circumstantial sexual encounter.
Jason: "I've been thinking... maybe it's time for hats off?"

Monica: "Yeah, you're clean, but your pull-out game better be on point!"
by not-a-furry December 01, 2024
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corn off

two cornballs arguing or doing anything corny/cringe.
"Look at those two cornballs fighting"

"corn off!"
by Tankeersz June 28, 2023
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Tiff blowing Bryan off

Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him
Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.
by Dok5150 May 30, 2018
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off the coast

to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.
"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."
by Krkič April 28, 2019
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off top

for sure, straight up, absolutely, for real, really though, Hell yeah, no problem.
Off top I'm trying to go to this party.

"Do you want to grab some beers?" answer: Off top

I can do that for you off top

Yo I'm not playing with this fool, off top
by pcbirdn November 14, 2020
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