Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
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Black Lincoln

They already have black Jesus and black Santa, so why not a black Lincoln (a savior figure that is missing)? That way people can quit treating the "founding fathers" like Greek Gods, since saying they were not perfect people would be an improvement for some of them.
Black Lincoln doesn't have a memorial in Washington, yet the white Lincoln seems to be revered among all groups, that doesn't seem fair.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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Black cardigan

Verb. The act of freaking out and crying in a public setting for no sensible reason or excessive stress due to lack of sexual activity.
by Rlparsons1217 September 19, 2014
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Black dog food

"My fiend say he want a black dog food so I'm tar shoppin"
by Operation kwas February 13, 2024
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Black Bourbon Devils

A Southern Rock band from Southeast Ohio. Plays along the Mid-Ohio Valley and can be found in various states of inebriation in many fine local gutters and bars.
Those Black Bourbon Devils should be sterilized.
by shumonup June 07, 2011
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black british people

Rare exotic slave with a funky accent from Britain
I cant believe black british people exist
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Black and Tan

Named for the practice of taking one hit (inhaling) of marijuana concentrate in a dabs rig, then immediately taking a hit of G (crystal meth), without exhaling the first hit.
"That dude from your home town taught us all how to do Black and Tans, and I thought my lungs were going to crawl out of my chest!"
by unkillbilly December 27, 2018
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