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I need sex

Something you say to hint to someone that you want to fuck them
Girl : "I need sex."
Boy : "Go get some"
Girl : "No I only want it from you."
by Dont you wanna know 12 January 13, 2011
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sex pod

A name used to describe one Josh Barbara
Meredith loves her sexpod, named Josh.
by mere and josh are cool March 17, 2004
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Bubble Wrap Sex

What happens when you roll out bubble wrap, squirt some baby oil all over it and you and your partner have slippery popping sex!
Wow! Did you hear all the popping and giggling coming from their room last night? Yeah he told me they had Bubble Wrap Sex, she kept sliding away and he really had to work for the prize!
by Red B June 17, 2012
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Nigga Sex Toilet

A toilet that is used by niggas during sex.
Nigga 1: BROO I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

Nigga 2: Don't use that toilet though, that's a nigga sex toilet.

Nigga 1: Thank you for informing me of the importance of this nigga sex toilet. I shall now proceed to defecate in a different lavatory.
by Guacamole Nigga Sex Penis March 20, 2019
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after sex selfie

a selfie taken after sex, sometimes abbreviated to ASS
Hey bro did you see my ASS (after sex selfie) last night?
by losershitface April 11, 2014
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Flying Sex Snakes

A horny, flying serpent, possessing both forms of human genitalia, that roams the skies in search of vulnerable creatures, for its own intense sexual desires.
Why the mother flyin fuck are these fuckin joe dirt pussy flying sex snakes outside my window?
by Hardasarock21 December 2, 2019
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Alabama nigger sex

When a nigga (black man) fucks another monkey and they make a baby monkey and and they wank it off and the kill it and the cycle continues
by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019
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