Jug-off

A tit wank, titjob

I asked Tom to install my Hive thermostat, and as payment I offered my girlfriend give him a jug-off

by Dave the rave! December 13, 2019

The more you show off

A jealousy sentence or a counter for show offs.

Ugh, the more you show off, the more you're gonna be a dropout and going to be homeless. Jeez.

by RsUselessinformation March 29, 2022

tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018

Get off my dick

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024

drop it like a fish off a roof

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.

I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.

by birthdayboiking May 27, 2021

Turn it off

When you want someone to be quiet when their singing, whether it's annoying or really bad. Or if their talking, and it makes no sense.

"How could you be so Dr. Evil? Your bringing out a side of me that I don't know"

Yo, turn it off!

by Pikmaster June 29, 2025

burn your face off curry

a curry so spicy people think there face is melting while they are eating it.

went to an indian restaurant last night to have a mild curry and it turned out to be a burn your face off curry had a beer and 2 litres of milk to cool me down.

by whiteghost3 January 22, 2014